A long, long time ago, in front of a convenience store far, far away (not really, it was in New Jersey), Jay and Silent Bob began a legacy of delivering viewers with front-loaded comedy sketches that would perpetuate for decades to come. The Quick Stop regulars are responsible for films like Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and, of course, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The comedic pair, made up by Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, use their primary occupation as drug dealers to grind out hours’ worth of impressively offensive comedy sketches. Plus, they’re also known to take some pretty risky film-making decisions (Clerks was filmed all in black and white, after all) and even speckle their sidesplitting films with a bit of social commentary. Our Jay and Silent Bob T-shirts and other merchandise is designed to celebrate all that without really saying too much. Hey, we’re taking cues from Silent Bob here. Give us a break.

We’ve got a wide variety of Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash T-shirts that show the logo from the pair’s real-life storefront. These Jay and Silent Bob hoodies and T-shirts show the store’s logo (a depiction of the dynamic duo) and the wording that reads “Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, 35 Broad Street, Red Bank, NJ.” When other fans of the pot-loving pair ask you if you’ve visited, you can say you took a virtual trip to the View Askewniverse. We also carry T-shirts that show the pair beneath wording that reads “Total wussies” and “View Askew Productions.” Plus, if that’s not enough, we carry some Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back T-shirts that honor one of the pair’s best-known films. These View Askew brand T-shirts are printed on soft and durable, 100 percent cotton and come in sizes ranging from small to XXL.